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REX KWON DO -




NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.59/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


Katana -


TAGS: martial arts
Rating: 2.2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
I want a "lil" of both of you ;). Yes flirting is fun.
energy - November 24, 2008, 8:25 am
i don't want any of your "beef"
Scorpio7 - November 24, 2008, 6:38 am
Excuse me, OD, but it looks like someone is hacking MY name, and putting a phony post up about me, and the "clue" is the misspelling of the word, "partner." Besides, my so-called "beef" would be with energy, and not his mother.
Overlord Douchebag - November 23, 2008, 10:45 pm
We get it, Scorpio7. This whole b****-fest between you and energy is just your way of flirting. Christ, get a room, get it over with, and move on.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:30 pm
It would be nice if it could cut through energy or his favorite *** pertner, his momma, the one who f***s donkeys on stage in Mexico.


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


GAS SAVER -


TAGS: smart car farts
Rating: 4.46/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Glad to hear it RL thanks
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 10:20 am

lol'd...hard


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: martial arts pole dancing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 31, 2016, 11:39 am
Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!
concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:27 am
Nice, UP yours


CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.




KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...


TAGS: kids farts other peoples stink
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL spyengen, definitely at times... But, I got my reward, by not killing my own kids I am now a grandpa and it's great!
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
not evan when they're yours


HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!


TAGS: anime manga harry potter hogwarts rowling otaku magical magic
Rating: 2.5/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:19 pm
I quite think they should. It's a good idea, I mean, you can't get any worse than the movies, can you?
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm
Definitely not, that would be the best way to ruin it.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:59 pm
No. Just no.


MARTIAL ARTS -


TAGS: martial arts baseball bat
Rating: 3.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:08 pm
I whole heartedly agree.


FARTS - I just eated one !




HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

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ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


KISS -


TAGS: kiss poster panda graphic arts
Rating: 3.75/5

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BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:40 am
funny!


20 BANDS -


TAGS: starts with beatles
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 10:26 pm
Number fourteen is the best band ever, Smashing Pumpkins.
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:47 am
I'm going to make a special one for our Fanilow
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:46 am
works for me
forseti - November 4, 2010, 11:36 am
Pearl Jam? PEARL JAM? That's obviously a ball of vanilla ice-cream!!
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:33 am
but for cubby, it is now The Cars
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:32 am
whitestripes,flaminglips,pinkfloyd,pearljam,blacksabbath
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:31 am
left to right, top to bottom Beatles,radiohead,doors,queen,velvetunderground kiss,who,muse,chemicalbrothers,ironmaiden gorillaz,***pistols,stones,smashingpumpkins,stooges
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:54 pm
I thought it was Barry Manilow... I was waaaay off.
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Why can't the 1st one be the Cars?That's my guess
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
blueberry.
holmestown05 - November 3, 2010, 9:55 pm
1=Beatles, 2=radio head, 3=doors, 4=queen 5=? 6=kiss,7=who 8=? 9=? 10=iron maiden 11=gorillaz 12=? 13=rolling stones 14=smashing pumpkins 15=stooges 16=white stripes 17=flaming lips
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
NO could be airsupply i guess
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
blood red fog?
Derek - November 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
NO=Chemical Brothers. Last one appears to be days of the week in French... Ah! Black Sabbath.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
Muse (Lady with harp) next to The Who.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:21 pm
No. 4 last row could be Vanilla Ice?!?
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 7:18 pm
i think the flaming lips is next to the white stripes
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:14 pm
the Who (below Radiohead)
HungryHungarian - November 3, 2010, 7:02 pm
the beatles, radiohead, doors, queen, pink floyd kiss, iron maiden, gorillaz, *** pistols, rollings stones, smashing pumpkins, stooges, white stripes, little richard... few don't know
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:30 pm
i think i got about 12


HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
Amen!


ARTS DEGREE -




CURRYBUM -




WISH I COULD TURN AWAY -


TAGS: cold and lonely hearts
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:39 am
Yeah, I get your point! I met some of these "holes", too. Even not all of them were black... Wait... Ahh, nevermind! 5 lions anyway!
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:30 pm
This makes my heart hurt. =(


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!




WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -


TAGS: my last politifake to get my fix before politifake org starts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2009, 12:08 pm
mmmmmmm Bacon


GENOCIDE -


TAGS: genocide charts
Rating: 3.25/5

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Kyo - April 30, 2009, 9:25 pm
8. The US Dollar // 2008-2009 // 7 Trillion :(


DARTS - It's not a passion, it's a way of life.




POWER - Power dosent come from muscal. It comes from Chuck Norris


TAGS: power chucknorris martialarts cow muscal
Rating: 1.56/5

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5150monkeylove - April 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
Power does come from Mezcal. And I told you guys TSM will return. It's still a 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Rude Forseti...just rude.
forseti - April 19, 2011, 10:25 am
who approved this crap with it's spelling errors?!? :/
Greeny - April 19, 2011, 7:21 am
Wine comes from Muscal Gra**s 1L


THE THIRST QUENCHER -




Cruelty -


TAGS: boxman hearts love hurt hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 6:24 pm
this is more than true, my friend...


O C D -




halo farts -




Believe Me -


TAGS: einstein farts ideas genuis
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 2:41 pm
And like any other manure, it burns for a looong time. Thanks for the comment Bol.
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:26 pm
Pity the politicians keep forgetting this, Most of their ideas are brain farts at best, at worst you wish you could burn them of as a source of heat.
MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:57 am
Don't I know it...have had quite a few good ones myself. Thanks Enkrypted
EnkryptedSpirit - November 12, 2013, 9:44 am
...and also where brain farts originate
MissPriss - November 11, 2013, 3:55 pm
Well it's a day to remember our fallen soldiers and vets here in Canada. Also a great day to make a few posters. Thanks mao - glad you like it.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 12:00 pm
This One Is Great Thanks MissPriss, And On A Monday 5 e=mc L.


FART KAN DO - The system of martial arts I invented




REPUBLICANS -


TAGS: republican purple hearts
Rating: 3.36/5

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IllicoPresto - August 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Don't forget, more Democrats have served in the military than Republicans. Having "been there," they're not as quick to put troops' lives on the line.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:47 pm
I was all for turning Afghanistan into molten glass, they attacked us. Iraq should've thrown their own d*** revolution, instead of Congress buying BS about WMD's and non-existent ties between Saddam and Al Queda.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:45 pm
Depends on the Democrat. Some do, others realize we do need one for self-defense but want it to remain just that instead of invading other countries in wars against "isms".
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
Democrats aren't AGAINST the military. It just offends them to think they need one. "Violence never solved anything." - anonymous, Hiroshima
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:25 pm
FaultySwitch, they're not against the Military, Military veterans get better treatment and VA funding during Dem presidencies, Republicans just send them off to get killed (and then slash funding for when they get hurt and survive).
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:10 pm
why is the democratic party so against the military that keeps them safe at night. it blows my mind every time i think about it.
KDP3 - June 19, 2009, 5:52 pm
They are making fun of a man that gos around declaring himself a war hero but never stand up for what he believed in. Now ask what dos the Democratic Congress treat our Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan?


HEY MAN! - Pull my friggin' finger!


TAGS: didier drogba farts
Rating: 2.5/5

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DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:50 pm
Chances are....no
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:49 pm
Keep trying Radio. You may actually make a motifake someday.


T'AI CHI - Flash Mob


TAGS: discipline group martial arts
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:06 am
T'ai Chi is incredibly relaxing and stress releasing...but the training is a pain in the a**, it took 8 weeks to learn the basics. You too kind teehee.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 12:01 am
That is hilarious.
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:52 pm
I love watching these people practice...Flash Mob...You Funny


HEAD STARTS -


TAGS: head starts feel challenged win
Rating: 4.64/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:47 pm
good one


SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL - We all took a little something from it


TAGS: it starts early
Rating: 4.32/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:17 am
*facepalm*


SWEETHEARTS -


TAGS: sweethearts words eating
Rating: 3.78/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:18 am
Ron again FTW! I don't suppose you would tell me of a good program for making more elaborate posters? I think i am ready to graduate from the "create" screen. Maybe.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Love it.
MO - July 27, 2009, 6:57 pm
And pretty!! So pretty...
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone about the E.D...
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...I mean I do feel young!
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:18 pm
Kids...
RONSART - July 27, 2009, 6:13 pm
Thax kids...Porc you always soft and sweet...lol Have enjoyed thru the year of battles you and others have in flame wars. So keep up the softness in tone...lol
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:06 pm
haha i like how this was done
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
good = got
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
And they good that long term mem going...5 Poodlers...*What, yes dear I'll be right there*


MY LIFE -




STREET SMARTS -


TAGS: smarts
Rating: 3.3/5

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DESSERTS NOBODY ORDERS. - The melted Mooooooooooo+ 1 part nicotine to 3 parts Irish whiskey Chill well and serve on Motifake.


TAGS: remember parts are gallons
Rating: 3.15/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 11:42 am
No one could ever say Moooooooooooo had a stick up his a**...until now. 5L!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:01 pm
Probably so. Why? What did you hear?
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think you mean "shaking" right Aggie?
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:04 am
...shaken, not stirred.


Organization XIII -


TAGS: hearts
Rating: 1.65/5

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CraigR - July 5, 2008, 2:45 pm
Roxas is cool though, and so are their coats
random - July 1, 2008, 1:48 pm
There's yet to be another crazier group of villains than them too...
Number XIV - February 1, 2008, 7:12 pm
It's so true...


ETERNITY - It seems like love can never end. But one day the tide will come in.


TAGS: hearts in the sand
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:56 pm
And this one is one of the best that I have seen on this site so far. That, and never feel the need to apologise for something as minor as this. Also, I apologise for replying after such a vast period of time. (There may or may not be some sarcasm here).
Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:52 pm
There is a difference between "not a fan" and "disappointed". Neither you, nor anyone I can remember on this site, has ever disappointed myself. Simply, I much prefer fewer posters of the highest quality in comparison to a large amount of average ones...
pickleviper - March 24, 2013, 9:22 am
Thank you for your honesty, Rick. I'm sorry I normally disappoint you.
Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:28 pm
Honestly, not always a fan of your vast quantity of posters... But this here is something outstanding... I await more like this... Really nice one...
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 7:00 am
Yeah, 5 waves of an indiscernible neap tide. Roll on, PV.
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 6:27 am
5 waves PV
Zetmonk - March 22, 2013, 5:48 am
My word. From happy to depressed in 3 lines flat.
Sho - March 21, 2013, 10:46 pm
thats a 5 from me


Arts & Crafts -




let there be beauty in life -


TAGS: life thearts palahniuk joy
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 25, 2014, 4:28 am
Two down, two to go. (..and Ph**oshop will handle that lil' problem.)
steve1961 - March 25, 2014, 4:05 am
Softies...That's why our youths nowadays are running rampant...
rerun - March 24, 2014, 8:38 pm

I would have approved it too.
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 11:59 am

Dammit~So blown away by that little girl's bliss, I completely missed it.
Airman - March 24, 2014, 8:49 am
sonofa.. you're right. Rust never sleeps
steve1961 - March 24, 2014, 2:33 am
Gawd...don't kill me...but...is that a tag?
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 12:11 am

WOW!~~


Slumber -


TAGS: sleep repose peaceful horse farts
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:42 am
Thanks & you are welcome - now make a poster!
mizzdizz - October 20, 2014, 12:48 am
Greeny, Thanks bunches! Nothing makes me laugh quicker than a good fart reference! Once again, a cure for a truly hideous day! Tnx Greeny and everybody! I finally stopped lurking!
Sho - October 19, 2014, 3:21 pm
lmfaooo 5L


Emilio loses his forum virginity -


TAGS: even starts his own thread
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 21, 2014, 11:49 pm
Pfft. I've got enough social interaction now. I come here for... shucks, I don't know, to experience the full catastrophe? Opa!
MissPriss - January 19, 2014, 12:29 pm
Emillio you poor bastrad...thrown ya to the wolves they have! It's a pack mentality in there. Well at least there are only 2 females...we promise to be gentle, right lg? teehee.
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:28 am

It's a dark conspiracy designed to get Emiliio on the forums. Worked.


Coincidence I Think Not -


TAGS: trending upward charts scary numbers
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 5:01 am
Hey, hey, hey! I never ate glue as a child. Now paint chips, on the other hand....


smart phone sax -




Ninjas -




ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE -


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:24 am
ROR! 5L, ya gotta love them spoons!


ABANDONMENT -




COWBOY BOOTS -


TAGS: bless their lil hearts
Rating: 4.64/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thats a cool kid, must be canadian lol. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:56 pm
cowboy boots and mittens?..must have been Canadian 5L
Airman - April 26, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. Hadn't crossed my mind, but now that you mention it
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 6:40 pm
I sure hope that teacher had a low cut blouse on.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ha Ha HA! I didn't see that one coming! 5 lost mittens!


The Answer Is: -




Impressive -


TAGS: pose wrists elbows body parts
Rating: 4.17/5

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falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 9:09 am
I can invert my right elbow slightly. :3
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2013, 10:51 pm
I can do that....I just don't want to.
CloudchaserS - May 5, 2013, 10:17 pm
Admit it everyone, you tried to see if you could do it


MIN-MOD SCHOOL -


TAGS: as the new class starts
Rating: 3.95/5

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GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 10:01 am
innuendo?, That's spanish I think, I've heard Aggy yell it behind closed doors when he has company over...
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 10:00 am
can't let 'em get to dusty! then they taste funny
thatonechick - April 9, 2010, 9:42 am
Making you? You keep volunteering to "clap my erasers" or whatever innuendo that is.
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 9:25 am
She keeps making me stay after class!!
BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 10:59 am
LMAO...*wipes tears from his eyes* Thanks TOC.
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:48 am
A+ or 5L, whichever is greater.


POUND PUPPIES - Make way for 300 pound doggies.




- Epic Wordsmith Witty and Topical. Still can't handle his Jägermeister


TAGS: puke that taster like cinnamon hearts
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - October 6, 2009, 12:06 am
Except in college!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:58 pm
True dat!!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:51 pm
If no other lesson in life is learned, everyone needs to understand that nothing good ever comes from Jager.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:49 pm
moooooooooo is a motifake in real life! Any time he seems really complimentary, you are about to get sh** down!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
Well at least the words were kind to you.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
I searched for the tag cinnamon!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:42 pm
Well, that did NOT come up when I searched thetrashheap. NOT AT ALL!!!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
This one Nik! hey over here yoohoo!!!!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
I'm sure you mean "seat" and yeah Thanks TTH but what did you do to my dra**s?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:31 pm
Hey, at least you put the set up eH!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:25 pm
I wish someone would puke in the aquarium (regardless of what I say in the Forum) They're "her" fish.....Except "Abe" he's the only fish I like.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
perpetual douche baggery from you guys eh!
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
Dammit I told him not to use the fish bowl!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:21 pm
he's more the "queen"
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:19 pm
I gave the King of the Porcelain Throne a 5 Poodle mark
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:16 pm
You know full well I don't have children. If you wanna kill those bastard cats be my guest. did You at least give me 5?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:15 pm
Too funny
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:14 pm
You will pay for this you coward. I will eat your children and floss with your pets.


WHOOPS - Do Farts Come With Lumps?




QUEEN OF HEARTS - Position is currently held by Narutarded


TAGS: narutarded is the queen of our hearts and lets hope this one works
Rating: 3.13/5

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CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
of course, my mistake narutarded. and im sorry to hear of your broken leg. this may seem like old news to you, but i have only just heard of it now. i've felt the pain of a broken limb. not very fun
Narutarded - January 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
Love the poster, CpnK, but in your last comment you misspelled "b***er knife".
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:32 pm
I don't care. As long as she touches me!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 pm
maybe if she caught you sayin that she may actually do it, but with a butcher knife would be my guess
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
She can "Off with my head" anyday!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
no thanks i'd prefer to live
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
guess you'll have to ask Jessica that
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
is that what she's named it then?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
don't lift the skirt, you might find Alice
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
well this one actually works then
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:38 pm
Hmmmm.


FARTS -


TAGS: farts fire
Rating: 3.08/5

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LEADERSHIP -




DIO - The Flame has died. Is it heaven or hell for RJD?


TAGS: rip great one you will live on in our hearts
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:45 pm
RIP Rock God. Heaven or hell, it's nothing to worry about. He was a deity in his own right.
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
We're a ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah. We're a laugh without a tear The hope without the fear We are coming home...
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
We're off to the witch, we may never never come home, but the magic that we'll feel is worth a lifetime.
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
We're all born upon the cross, we're the throw before the toss, you can release yourself, but the only way is down.
Robert the Bruce - May 20, 2010, 12:55 pm
Nice to see someone thought of this.
Cloudchaser - May 17, 2010, 9:36 am
I'm hoping that he was Hungry For Heaven


MADE IN AMERICA - WITH SWISS PARTS




Kung fu -




Your car -


TAGS: start parts lots details apart
Rating: 2.36/5

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thebaron - March 18, 2009, 9:04 pm
no...it looks like all the pieces are there.
pro - November 23, 2008, 11:01 am
Does Ikea make cars now?


Summers past -


TAGS: kids childhood silly fun farts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:31 am
When my parents weren't around.... too much fun! Luv the walk down memory lane Spacecase!!! 5L
Greeny - April 5, 2015, 12:39 pm
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah the memories


Body Piercing -


TAGS: ball chain body parts p******** courage poster evolution forum
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 30, 2015, 11:14 pm
Just tell your neighbours some Canadian said something...they'll forgive you. Thanks you made my night by letting me know I made you spew yet again.
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:59 pm
OOOoooohhhh Prissy! Choked on coffee and sprayed it!!!! This is a STINKER!!!! LUUUUUV it! 5 ROTFL lions! Pissed off neighbor by laughing too loud---again! Bonus points for the rant next door!!!!
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:39 pm
Coming from the guy that had nails driven into his hands and feet? Thanks for the ouches Jesus. I know you had plenty to share...teehee.
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:37 pm
Agree as in personal experience? Thanks 'cern for that disturbing thought, image and L's.
JesusWept - April 27, 2015, 5:31 am
5 X OUCH!
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:22 am
I must agree. words, a 5er


Cold -


TAGS: winter snowflakes cold woman farts
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:54 pm
7F...that's shave off the winter warmth coating on your legs and pits and get your swimwear ready weather up here! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:20 am
I had 7F last night! Luuuuv this! 5L
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:09 am
I blame Vernie too! d*** Niagra Falls are freezing! Don't know how you managed that one lg. Tomorrow supposed to be -33c at night and the next day -7c...Manitoba, go figure? Thanks for all the L's folks!
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 8:05 pm
I blame Vernie. Day before yesterday, I think, it was 60 in Montana and 18 down here.


On The Road Again -


TAGS: holiday shopping anger mobs carts
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:09 am
Yeppers. I do that.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:18 pm
Dammit...puter is screwing with me today! Double posting bastrad.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
Thedge - December 15, 2014, 1:38 pm
The crowds are ALWAYS like that here. 5'd and yes.


Pepperoni/Chili -




Pacman -


TAGS: when costumes go horribly wrong greeny starts all over jappy halloween
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:32 pm
Oops...pulled a Jesus (bahaha)
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:31 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 8:14 pm
lol - it's my best Gary Busey...
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:47 pm
OMG just read the tags! Sorry that was supposed to be happy...honestly I've gotta start proofreading my shyt.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:45 pm
Sorry can't reveal Greeny's true identity but it appears he, um, she has only 1 day left to change it up. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:35 pm
Oops...
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5


Congratulations -


TAGS: degree fine arts unemployment
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:51 pm
Yep a real degree would of taught 'em how to ask to super size that...thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:26 am
Do you want fries with that? 101! LOL! 5L!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:18 am
Thanks for all the 5L support 'cern, but, you do know you are only allowed a certain amount of 5's during your motifake lifetime right?
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 6:11 pm
So true another 5er


Two hearts beating -


TAGS: two hearts beating seperate seperating seperation
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:20 am
Niiiiiice! 5 goth lions to the Silver one!


Not all farts should be trusted! -




FARTS -




World-O-Hope -


TAGS: hope within minds hearts souls
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 4, 2014, 11:56 pm
Hmm... I wonder...
GaryO - November 4, 2014, 10:54 pm
Man, Edgeth, you’ve got tremendous range. What’s next, rutabaga background framed in steel I beams?


Fluffy got into the Skittles again! -


TAGS: rainbow farts
Rating: 4.7/5

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mizzdizz - December 1, 2015, 6:12 am
I can never resist a good fart joke! Thanks Cern!
concern3 - December 1, 2015, 3:29 am
nice a 5er


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